Arya was on a roll today. She called Zia a "buttaroni". I asked her what that was. She said it was because Zia has a big diaper butt and likes macaroni. Later, we were playing and Arya asked Zia "You wanna play I'll chop you in half?" I wasn't sure if I should laugh or be mortified. I know it's from a book we had from the library last week. A girl in the book wants a magician at her party, but decides she needs two in case one chops himself in half. So at least she didn't come up with it on her own.