How do you ensure that you don't spend too much when you to out on a Saturday night? You get all dressed up and then puke in the parking lot before you get into the restaurant. If you continue to puke all night and have no appetite the next day, you may also lose weight. I'm sure there are much more pleasant ways to save money and lose weight, but this is what my body chose for me this weekend.
...and No, I did not puke up that bottlecap. Cork offered to take a picture of me standing by my vomit. I should have let him since I was all dressed up with puke on my sandals and feet.
Sweet Potato Date Muffins
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